Monday, November 13, 2006

i like to eat creeps






i also heard my downstairs neighbour talking on the phone while taking a crap. i was delicately peeing and flipping through a magazine when i heard this offensive activity going on below me. it was like we were in the same room. gross. it also means that he can likely hear my bathroom activities. i'll have to be more discrete when i'm slapping my meat flaps in the tub. ha ha ha. gross.

2 comments:

Bummer said...

"meat flaps" Hahaha!!
How did you make those crazy pictures? Or, are you actually in some kinda groovy force field brought on by what appears to be some plantain/icecream desert? Or maybe the martinis.
I want to be there. I'm jealous.

french maid character said...

my camera has a special "night on the town" setting. and don't be jealous. you'll be here soon enough, won't you?