so i'm sitting at the dining room table, eating my apple cinnamon pancakes, reading the paper, minding my own business, when i hear this horrible banging noise in my bathroom. the carpenter next door hammered his way into my apartment via the "medicine" cabinet over the sink. i say "medicine" because my medicine cabinet consists mainly of anti-aging creams and feminine hygiene products. i keep the good stuff in the kitchen where it is safe from bathroom intruders. so now i can chat with the next door neighbour while i'm on the can or taking shower. if i say something that i feel needs visual emphasis, i just open the medicine cabinet door, and like magic, there i am in the neighbour's bathroom. and vice versa. ingenious.
thank god i'll be in whitehorse next week.
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i can't imagine why such a hole has been deemed structurally necessary. is it some kind of communist plot to encourage the free exchange of anti-aging creams amongst the people?
speaking of which, which kind of facial products do you recommend? dean uses dove energy glow brightening moisturizer SPF 15 and it's corresponding brightening eye cream SPF 8. apparently, it's cheaper than clinique. but i'm just not sure what's best for me. currently i'm just using a simple green tea, aloe and vitamin e cream around the forehead and eye region after showering, but i can't help feeling that i could be doing more. do you think i should get that foreskin cream they use on russian burn victims? you know, the one made with foreskins harvested from human babies? apparently jennifer lopez bathes in that shit.
well, i would always choose foreskin cream over anything, anytime. but, i doubt i could afford the habit. for day, i use l'oreal revitalift eyecream and aveeno positvely radiant daily moisturizer (spf 15). For night, it's badger evolving body balm: wrinkle, shrinkle and crinkle care for the eyes, and olay age defying anti-wrinkle replenishing night cream. but, really, nothing beats the plastic surgery my parents paid for.
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