book door

i think everyone should have the opportunity to be unemployed for an extended period of time. it's done wonders for me. for example, today i woke up at 9:30, ground some fresh coffee beans, made coffee, had half a grapefruit, ate some raisin bran, and got so fucking stoned i can't even believe i'm typing right now. it's great. now i'm making wild rice for lunch. i'm going to put carrots and almonds in it. and a little bit of cinnamon.

i cam e up with a great idea dor a book last night. it's called the bitches of coronation street. or the coronation street bitches. i can't decide which one i like better, but right now i'm leaning toward the former. because there are some mean bitches on coronation street. mouthy little trollops, the lot of them. and i think these ladies deserve a good study. the first chapter could be titled "who's a bigger fucking turd than tracy?" it could be a comparitive study of all round shittiness. and so on. i think it's a good idea.

i can't stop laughing right now. i think i'm so funny.