Monday, November 06, 2006
can you smell me?
yesterday, when i was having a shower, i heard a man's voice in my apartment. for a second i thought it was the radio, but it turns out there actually was a real, live man trying to get my attention. it was the building owner. he was having a bit of a freak out because apparently all the water i was using in the shower was going directly into the bathroom below me. the ceiling tiles caved in and everything. so now i have to wait for the plumber before i can shower again. i'm all stinky and greasy, so i'm using this as an excuse to not leave my apartment or do any work on my course because i "can't concentrate" when i smell. so i'm going to smoke a bowl and do some paint-by-numbers instead of being a responsible adult.
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that reminds me my last month in my awful old apartment building when the landlord came in with some prospective tennants, and i was naked in my bedroom with headphones on, so i didn't hear them, but i did sense that someone was there. sadly, by then it was too late because my landlord had already glanced into the bedroom saw "my everything." oddly enough, i wasn't outraged or anything. i just said "hold on, i'll put a towel on" and that was it. i guess this means i'm getting less prudish, or alternately, that i'd already put up with so much in that wretched building that i just no longer had any dignity left.
I cannot smell you, but then I can't smell anything- I'm sick.
I am planning to move at the end of december, after christmas. Are there any potential roommates out there? Is everyone scared to live with me? I would be. I'm pretty loco.
I have completely given up on being prudish. I sees my shame anymore. Anyhoo- I have to poop, so I will write more later.
are you really going to move here? that would be fun.
Yes, as soon as my credit card comes in the mail, I am on my way. I think my dad will drive the u-haul because I am too scared to drive the thing over the coquilhalla (sp?) myself. It's more likely that I will come after Christmas. I don't care about the cold- I plan on spending all my time indoors anyways!
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