Sunday, February 25, 2007

canadian club


doesn't god know i need sun to be happy? and no pms, too. i also want to say to god, i'd be a lot fucking happier with perkier tits and some sort of direction in my life. oh right, i don't believe in god, i believe in myself. i guess perkier tits are going to have to wait until i find my "direction" (i.e. when i finally get around to generating enough cash through meaningful, interesting, fun work to pay off my crap ass student loans.) then i can start my "plastic surgery phase."


oh shit. it's the oscars tonight. even though i have an embarassing "celeb gossip" vice, i hate the academy awards. boring and lame. kind of like my life right now. it's like i've entered into my "golden years" 30 years prematurely. i spend my spare time watching law and order, (which is the equivalent of matlock these days) and eating soft foods. i am characteristically in bed by 10 pm. can't say that it's all bad, though. i think i'm gearing up for another big life change of some sort, so i need the rest.

4 comments:

Bummer said...

My current roommate wants me out of his place so bad he offered to pay for my airfare to Regina, plus 1000!!! (Jason, the 50 yr old gay man who was going to drive initially, turned out to be very mentally unstable- shrieking and running up and down outside my apt with an airhorn honking away in an attempt to get my attention. And everyone else's.) I desperately wanted to take him up on his offer but I have all these obligations to attend to before I leave. SO anyways, I bought a ticket today from WestJet for a whopping 112 bucks.
I too feel like I am on the verge of a big change (I guess moving will facilitate that).
Ugh this is the most boring post ever. Like Joey, I will have to trash mine up. In my 2-man 3some, I was being pumped up from all angles! Just like the sweet porn stars who make our country great. More pumping please!

french maid character said...

when do you arrive?

Bummer said...

Mar 29- not certain of the time- I have to look it up on the website.
Yay! Regina! Never thought I'd say that...

JSN KWD said...

one day, you'll send me those pictures . . .