i love the feeling of well-being and calm i get from a tumbler of scotch. i tried to recreate that feeling monday morning with a shot of vodka in my coffee. unfortunately, it didn't work and by mid-afternoon i had a splitting headache. sometimes finding appropriate coping techniques is a challenge.
on sunday i went to alaska for the day with a friend. she decided not to claim her purchases at the canadian border on the way home and got caught. we had to wait around while the customs agents searched her car for other illegal goodies. it was a pretty tense half hour for both of us. the car actually belongs to her boyfriend who is in quebec, and i was certain there was a stash of drugs somewhere in the car that both of them forgot about in their exstensive travels across the country. but, it turned out ok, and we actually got to see a black bear on the highway right in front of us just after our adventures in border crossing. so the lesson we learned there is: doing bad things means interesting things will happen to you. or something like that.
my crotch itches like you wouldn't believe. i got a bikini wax less than 2 weeks ago and it's already growing back. i must have mutant pubic hair. it's like those really hardy weeds that you can't pull out of the ground because the roots stretch for miles or something. and it doesn't even look good anymore. all that pain and money wasted just to have 3 days with a pussy that looks like an aging porn star's. is it really worth it?
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Obviously Travis Ericks thinks you spend too much time grooming your snatch and not enough time contemplating your future! I completely disagree because there is nothing like sex with a naked pussy. Future be damned.
It is my birthday and I have not had one phone call! Of course, I have no phone, but people should be desperately clamouring to contact me. Scratching at the windows and such. My ex was to take me for dinner and a movie, but his boss took his advance payment off his check and now he can't . Not unless I pay for the 2 of us. I guess I will go to the bar and get drunk and get drinks off generous strangers!
a lot of the straight guys i know claim to like a natural, unkempt bush, but maybe they're just lying to conceal their latent chauvinism, because they want to be sensitive emo boyfriends. or maybe they're just too embarrassed that porn has conditioned them to expect sex to consist of two glistening, hairless genitals methodically engaged in loveless penetration. or maybe they just need to watch better porn.
and happy belated birthday wendy. i'm considering the idea of a vancouver trip in june - i'll introduce you to my stripper friend and you will both hit it off for sure.
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